Anomalous Cognition

My teeth hurt. You know things are bad when you're thinking about how to persuade your dentist to give you a root canal. Stupid metal fi...

We've had a fly problem. Tens, dozens of flies, crawling on the windows, hopping around in the kitchen, gathering in my seedlings. ...

The things I want to say, too. Only better.

..."Oh, it's Japanese food? Someone told me it was Chinese!" I heard at work yesterday, from the other side of the division ...

I bought two books at the Borders closing sale. --That's misleading. I bought dozens of books at the Borders closing sale. But I'm t...

So I survived the holidays intact...actually, a couple of pounds heavier, which doesn't normally happen to me. It was kind of interestin...

"Units! Units, people! UNITS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN."