Pure poetry.

I don't open spam anywhere other than at work, but I'll occasionally open one here just for kicks. Today I found this (paragraphed slightly differently, but all the words there):

Now and then, reactor of razor blade
brainwash
near pine cone.
When minivan inside tenor
is niggardly,
inside roller coaster
dance
with near dust bunny.

Scrolling down it says something about "All Your Finances in One Place!" but we'll just ignore that.