How can they tell me not to write things about them?
Computer Guy was in here helping my officemate install some software. After sitting down and fiddling with things while logged in as Administrator, he got up and directed her to do something else (I don't know what, as I was paying attention to my work, for once). He remarked, "I've just stripped you of your user rights." He paused, and said, "[Company President] always likes it when I strip him of his rights. He told me so. He really likes it when I strip him. Of his rights."